So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
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I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
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your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
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INNOVATIVE DOORKNOB
Even doorknobs can be improved upon. If a door is locked it should not be available to even try and open.
This shit is dope.
No, you may not enter my room.
This doorknob says you’re not even allowed to try.
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Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets.
No love,
Jilli
And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards.
You know what’s attractive?
Not this:
EVERYONE REBLOG THIS
On average, men’s pants have about 6 inch deep pockets.
IT’S 2013 AND WE STILL DON’T HAVE PANTS POCKETS EQUALITY
PANTS POCKETS EQUALITY!!!
This puts things into perspective.
“But then something happens, right there on that ordinary day. Maybe it’s only a kiss, a conversation, a song on the radio, something that makes you laugh, an incredible view. But you’re suddenly reminded how beautiful life can be. And when it does happen, it doesn’t matter to you how temporary life is, or whether or not your existence is in any way significant. All that matters is, for that instantaneous yet, eternal moment in time, you’re there to experience it.”
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Jane making fun of her pregnant wife, who is having twins.
Jane finds herself in an unfortunate accident a few seconds later. Maura stands over a fallen Jane, and just says “Oops.”
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Headcanon: Maura convinces Jane to come over on a rainy afternoon to play Scrabble. Jane, who has been working up the courage to say “the L word”, gets a stroke of brazen creativity and spells out ILOVEYOU with tiles. Looking up from recording their scores, Maura glances down at Jane’s word and simply says. “Invalid play: ‘I love you’ is not one word.”
so she picks the tiles back up and tries again
“the blank is a question mark”
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Maybe whatever the first word that comes to your mind is, is related to what you are feeling…lost, lust, last, lest, list..
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sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart:
This is a useful resource…
i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen
two types of people
I was thinking murder too.
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Poem “Tomboy” by Saveline.
This poem talks about the rejection this kind of girls have and the bad image the society has of them. Well, not all the people, but the majority, I think. I wrote it based on my own experience, because I’m also a Tomboy, and I’ve often gained some weird looks from a lot of people and after that, I’ve seen them whispering to each other without taking their eyes off me. And that hurts. A lot.
But it’s their problem if they don’t like who I am. It’s my life and I decide what to do with it. I’m the way I am and I’m proud of it, because it means I’m different, I’m special, and so we all are. Let’s be proud of being unique! :)
It’s my first time writing a poem in English, so I’m sorry for any grammar or vocabulary mistakes you can find.
Also, I’m sorry for the bad angle of the caption. I could’ve written it as a post, but then it wouldn’t have the fonts I wanted for this poem. So, yeah, that’s the reason.
See you soon, guys! <3